Gays control the weather. Wrong superpower, guys.

Posted on August 16, 2009. Filed under: Don't Practice What Some Preach, Dumb Author, Illogical, Irrational, Just Plain Mean, Promotes hate | Tags: , , |

“In May, our elected officials overturned a law of nature,
and in its place paid honor to evil and unnatural practices.”
– Mike Heath, pastor and anti-gay activist

Mike Heath blames bad weather and poor potato crops in the state of Maine on homosexuals. Which is quite fascinating, given that he lives in South China.

All I can say is, there must have been a whole lotta gay people during the famous Irish potato blight. I will be contacting the university I attended where I received a degree in Plant Pathology. I must have been lied to when I was taught that potato late blight is caused by the fungus Phytophthora infestans.

For the full story, visit Chattahbox

Our crops are faring like our moods. The potato crop is blighted, and corn and fruit fields wither. In one historic building in Augusta, rain flooded the basement, as water from another source poured down through the ceiling and extinguished a century-old chandelier.”

Few people would be bold enough to suggest the cause of the endless rain and gloom, that the moral climate in Maine has caused the sun to hide its face in shame.

“Worse than the rain is the fact, that Maine voted in homosexual “marriage.”


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